What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Heskey time.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Communism hehe xd

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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