What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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andrew wagner

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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