Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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