- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

whats yellow? lots of things.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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