- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The GOV and the WHO?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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