Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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