if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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