- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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