- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Poker? I barely even know her.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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