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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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