What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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