- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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