so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Anti Joke

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