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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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