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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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