- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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