- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Latvia isn't a joke

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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