- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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