Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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