- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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