Neil is a reterd.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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