Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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