Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Chris is hairy

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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