- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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