oh hey.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

hi charles lattuca III

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Chlamydia

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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