Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Women's rights.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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White men's rights

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Once upon a time a was born

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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