- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Jews

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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