How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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a black guy hates chicken.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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