What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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