- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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