Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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