My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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hi michael

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Who wants water? I do.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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