- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Justin beiber's penis

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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