WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

I don't believe in giraffes.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

I have a horse.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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