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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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