when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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