When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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