What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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