- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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