Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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A black man has a job.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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