what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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i had sex.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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