what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What is white and black and red all over.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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