fava beans

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Anti Joke

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