How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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