A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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