Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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