- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

PENIS lol

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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