Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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