When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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