What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What's one plus one? two.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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WILLY

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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